Oh there's so much I could show you today. . . you could have a lovely wee moment here:
or a Wiggle giggle here:
My kids are too old for us to know the 'new' and now ousted Wiggle, but hell, forget how mean Anthony came across, look how old the um, old, Greg looks! And as for Jeff! It's not 'Wake Up Jeff!', more 'Resurrect Jeff from the dead!', which doesn't actually have the recognizable Wiggles riff, but is technically more correct.
Or I could tell you about our dinner conversation:
L8 - "We were still around when dinosaurs were around."
Horrified parents - "Eh? No, there never were people and dinosaurs. . . "
L8 - "Yes, they are just in a different form of matter."
Okay, oil I give you. Actually no - according to Google:
"Oil formed from the remains of marine plants and animals that lived millions of years ago, even before the dinosaurs."
So possibly you are still wrong! I dunno. Let's eat.
Or I could tell you about Geeky Husband's sweet nothings just now:
"You do whatever you want honey. . ."
"Whatever I want?"
"Yeah, without spending money. . . "
Or I could just show you pics of my kids and our ginger friend frolicking in the sea today. Yeah, that's more like me.
And this is them practicing for when they "wake up" Jeff. . .
And this is to prove to women all around the world, that the camera does make your bum look big. Because I can solemnly swear upon anything, that P6's bum isn't really big, but look - I ginormoused it by pointing the camera:
Who would have thunk? Oh actually, all of us knew it.